You know you’re spending too much time on the computer when…
14 December 2007If you’re a geek like I am, you have a habit of sitting at your computer for hours, “working”. What we really do will remain our little secret. This list is here to help you determine when it’s time to get up and take a break.
1.You get up and everything looks like mini-blinds.
2.You’re eyelids won’t shut because your eyes are too dry.
3.You’re perfect score is ruined when you are startled by your alarm clock going off.
4.Your 5 page report has 217 pages of the letter N.
5.You’ve given up and moved the coffee maker to your computer desk.
6.Your Visine stash is larger than your Red Bull stash.
7.There are four or five permanent divots in the carpet in front of your desk.
8.You can’t figure out why your password doesn’t work, then you realize you’ve been using the function keys.
9.You can’t name more than three primetime television shows.
10.You’re strongly considering a catheter and urine bag.
11.You’ve ruined yet another keyboard by drooling on it.
12.You wake up late and panic because you need to get to work, then you realized you’re still at work.
13.You mess up while writing a check and reach for the undo.
14.You type everything possible because you can no longer read your own hand writing.
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