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The Male Stages Of Life

12 December 2007
Author: paulc3 Posted under Funny Stuff

AGE DRINK
17 -  beer
25 -  bourbon
35 -  vodka
48 -  double vodka
66 -  Maalox

AGE SEDUCTION LINE
17 -  My parents are away for the weekend.
25 -  My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 -  My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 -  My wife is away for the weekend.
66 -  My second wife is dead.

AGE FAVORITE SPORT
17 -  sex
25 -  sex
35 -  sex
48 -  sex
66 -  napping

AGE DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 -  “tongue”
25 -  “breakfast”
35 -  “She didn’t set back my therapy.”
48 -  “I didn’t have to meet her kids.”
66 -  “Got home alive.”

AGE FAVORITE FANTASY
17 -  getting to third base
25 -  airplane sex
35 -  menage a trois
48 -  taking the company public
66 -  Swiss maid

AGE WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 -  25
25 -  35
35 -  48
48 -  66
66 -  17

AGE IDEAL DATE
17 -  Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in
25 -  “Split the check before we go back to my place”
35 -  “Just come over.”
48 -  “Just come over and cook.”
66 -  “Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.”

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  1. FunniestGeek.com » The Female Stages Of Life - Because When You Think Geek, You Think Funny said,

    on December 19th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

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