Rejected Brand Names
29 February 2008Companies spend billions of dollars to come up with good names. These, however, weren’t worth the paper they were printed on.
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Cletus-Bilt – Apparently Cletus doesn’t have as good a reputation as Troy does.
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Traitor Joe’s – For those of us that don’t feel like following the rules.
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Never Save – Truth in advertising, didn’t go over too well with marketing.
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OJ’s Choice – Now that OJ is in the news again, he’s decided to endorse some crap.
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SuckIt – A vacuum with a few extra attachments, didn’t go over too well with the housewives.
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4,000,000,009 – This stuff took a lot of R&D.
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Crappios – They look like cheerios but taste just like crap.
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Nature’s Laxative – Also known a prunes.
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Death Valley – Because all the other valleys were taken.
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PP gas – You may ask what sort of additive they put in their gas, well don’t.
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NeverStart – This battery is guaranteed to always let you down.
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Box & Bucket – They sell really cheap furniture.
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