QUOTES ON LOVE 2
9 January 2008“What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.”
- Tom Clancy
Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address
- Matt Groening
“I said to my girl, ‘Was it good for you too?’ And she said, ‘I don’t think this was good for anybody.”
- Gary Shandling
“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.”
- Barbara Bush
“The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.”
- Ann Landers
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
- Lewis Grizzard
“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
- Mickey Rooney
“Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, ‘What’s the matter, you can’t think of anybody either?”
- Rodney Dangerfield
“In expressing love we belong among the undeveloped countries.”
- Saul Bellow
“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”
- Mae West
“Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.”
- Ambrose Bierce
“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
- Sigmind Freud (Sigmund?)
“I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.”
- Arturo Toscanini
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