Joke - Truck Drivers Hobby
17 November 2007A Truck Driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyer he would see walking along the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking alon the road he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud satisfying THUMP, then he would swerve back onto the road.
One day, as the trucker was driving along he saw a priest hitch hiking. He thought he would do a good deed and pulled the truck over. He asked the priest, “Where are you going, father?”
“I’m going to the church five miles down the road.” replied the priest.
“No problem, father. I’ll give you a lift, climb in the truck.” The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road. Two miles down the road the truck driver spotted a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively swerved to hit him. Just then he remembered there was a priest in the truck and aborted at the last second, narrowly missing the lawyer.
However, even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he heard a loud THUD. Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn’t see anything, he turned to the priest and said, “I’m sorry father, I almost hist that lawyer.”
“That’s okay,” replied the priest “I got him with the door!”
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