Joke - St Peter’s Questions
10 November 2007One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to heaven. St. peter is having a bad day since Heaven was getting crowded. When they get to the gate, St. Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven. They will have to answer a single question.
To the teacher he asks, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg and sunk?” The teacher thinks for a second then answered, “That would have to be the Titanic, right?” St Peter lets him through the gate.
St Peter turns to the garbage man, and figuring that Heaven doesn’t REALLY need all the stink this guy would bring, decides to make the question a little harder. “How many people died on the ship?” The garbage man guessed, “1,228”
“That happens to be right, go ahead.”
St Peter turned to the lawyer and asked, “What were their names?”
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