Conundrums 1
30 April 2008If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?
If a turtle loses it’s shell, is it naked or homeless?
If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?
If fire fighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If most car accidents occur within 5 kilometers of home, then why doesn’t everyone just move 5 k’s away?
If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why are psychics still working if they all know the winning lottery numbers?
If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
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