Archive for 'My Stuff'

Router SSIDs that people won’t want to join

12 November 2007

Have you been having problems with everyone in the neighborhood leaching off your wifi? You don’t have to go through all the trouble of enabling advanced wireless security, just change the name of your wireless network. Here’s a list of router SSIDs that should discourage all but the most narcissistic people from using […]

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What To Do If Your Car Overheats

9 November 2007

Detecting the Problem:
A car has several indicators to notify you that is it overheating. The first is a temperature gauge near the fuel gauge and odometer gauge. In an overheat situation the needle advances into the red area of the gauge and the car beeps incessantly at you. The second indicator is a […]

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Guide to Backseat Driving

2 November 2007

The job of backseat driver has acquired a lot of negative connotations. This is primarily caused by thousands of bad drivers who don’t like it when someone has the courage to speak up about their dangerous or road rage provoking driving habits.
If you have decided to take up the noble cause of […]

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What To Do in the Event of an Accident

26 October 2007

This article is going to focus on minor and relatively minor traffic accidents. The kind that you can at least hobble away from. Accidents that require the jaws of life should be left up to the professionals, otherwise they would be out of a job.

First Reactions
The appropriate first reaction is to […]

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HOW TO….Fend off a Rabid Weasel

19 October 2007

The first rule is to not get attacked in the first place, but since you have already failed that, here’s what to do. It is very important to remain calm, weasels like most other animals, can smell fear. Rabid weasels feed off of your fear, kind of like mosquitoes feed off your blood. […]

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HOW TO….Change a tire, I’m Serious This Time

10 October 2007

This post is a sequel to my first post on HOW TO…Change a Tire
Okay, so you find yourself staring at the shredded tire on right rear of your car. You can stop scratching the skin off your head and wondering what to do, because I’ll tell you.
STEP ONE: locate your jack, […]

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HOW TO…Get Fired

29 September 2007

So you’ve finally realized that your job sucks. Congratulations on being the last one you know to come to that conclusion. Before you give your two weeks notice, consider this. If you quit, you can’t draw unemployment. You’re best bet would be to get fired. Many people have hard times getting fired, other […]

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HOW TO….Take out the trash

23 September 2007

Alright men, it’s that time of the week again. It’s time to….take out the trash. You may not like it, in fact you may feel your soul being sucked out of you at the very thought of taking out the trash. None of that matters, the trash isn’t going to take itself out. […]

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Employee Memo: New Restroom Policy

14 September 2007

TO: All Employees
Effective January 1
In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the bathroom at their own discretion. Due to the abuse of this lenient policy, a new policy is will be instituted, effective January 1st. This new policy will provide a consistent method of accounting for each employee's restroom time […]

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HOW TO….Change a tire

7 September 2007

Quickly pull you car off to the side of a road, preferably the one you were driving on, but you don’t have to be picky. If you’re a daredevil, jump out just as a car is coming, otherwise wait till no cars are coming like a normal person would.
Now you have to find […]

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