Archive for 'Jokes'

Joke - Don’t Mess With Old Ladies

28 January 2008

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see […]

Popularity: 17% [?]

Joke - Truck Drivers Hobby

17 November 2007

A Truck Driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyer he would see walking along the side of the road. Every time he would see a lawyer walking alon the road he would swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud satisfying THUMP, then he would swerve back onto the […]

Popularity: 25% [?]

Joke - St Peter’s Questions

10 November 2007

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to heaven. St. peter is having a bad day since Heaven was getting crowded. When they get to the gate, St. Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven. They will have to answer […]

Popularity: 24% [?]

Joke - Volunteer Firemen

5 November 2007

A fire started on some grassland near a farm. The county fire department was called to put the fire out. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Though there was doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, […]

Popularity: 48% [?]

Joke - The Translating Lawyer

29 October 2007

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down.
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck […]

Popularity: 25% [?]

Joke - Put One Over On You

22 October 2007

A big city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through wich the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid for the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before […]

Popularity: 28% [?]

Joke - Blonde with a Mercedes

15 October 2007

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to […]

Popularity: 24% [?]

Joke - Mr. Goldstein

8 October 2007

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
“Yes, Nurse Tracy ,” said Mr. Goldstein, “My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.”
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes […]

Popularity: 17% [?]

Joke - Rednecks

25 September 2007

Hello, is this the Sheriff’s office?”
I’m calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!”
Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but […]

Popularity: 21% [?]