Annoy The People In The Next Bathroom Stall
16 April 2008Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a melon into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
Fill up a large flask with Lucozade. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy big boy!”
Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here please”?
Say, “C’mon Mr. Happy!! Don’t fall asleep on me!!”
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall where the person in the next stall can see it.
Say, “Oh my, this water’s cold!”
Say, “Hmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”
Say, “Interesting, more floaters than sinkers.”
Drop a marble and say, “Oh noooo, my glass eye!!”
Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
Say, “Boy, that sure looks like a maggot”
Say, “Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?”
Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your “Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”
When you’re in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say, “You got any more toilet paper over there? This side’s completely out.”
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