Actual Advertisements Found part 2
17 October 2007If you haven’t already, read post 1
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If you think you’ve seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
Auto Repair service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once and never go anywhere again.
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We will oil your sewing machine and adjust the tension in your home for only $10.00.
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